Death by Gummy Bears
I'm SHOOK! Yes.. I just said it. Yesterday, if you told me I would use that word, I would have laughed. I'm a little behind with slang. I frequently laugh at people who use it... BUT NOT TODAY.
A little background, for those of you who do not know me. I left the corporate world a few years ago to focus on my business. My job is like the real life fixer upper- minus the huge crew, cute outfits, and the people who never seem to get dirty or sweat.
I'm not your average girl. My favorite place to shop is the hardware store. I'm not scared of much of anything... but there is one thing that scares me. SNAKES... but even snakes are afraid of snakes..
So today I'm minding my own business working.. I take a break and I grab my gummy bear vitamins and pop them in my mouth, I'm leaning down to pick up my phone charger and HOLY FREAKING SH!#!!!! A Snake!!!! I'm in the middle of having a massive heart attack and nearly shitting my pants.. running backwards... when I realize, I'm dying..
seriously...
I'm CHOKING ON MY GUMMY BEARS. At this point, I have a choice.. I can go back to the corner and get my water where the SNAKE IS and STOP CHOKING ...
but If I go back in the corner, I may die from the heart attack I'm having because of the snake!!!!!
What happens when you get scared to death twice????
I'm SHOOK! What the holy hell??? Is this how I'm gonna die?? I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears that people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that. Finally I start to ease my way back over to get my water. If I was moving any slower, I would have been going backwards... but I get my water and stop CHOKING, gain my composure and it's GONE!!!
At this point it's either him or me.. because again, IM SHOOK. I decide to call it a day and grab my phone charger .. and a shovel.. nothing is scarier than a resourceful idiot..but a SNAKE.
I look down... and it's a freaking LIZARD. I nearly CHOKED TO DEATH over a lizard.
Laugh all you want, but don't judge me 😂😂😂
65 comments
https://scrapbox.io/DIAMOND16/Diamond168
https://diamondlnwpg168.com/
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/30
https://github.com/defunkt/ambitious_activeldap/issues/14
https://github.com/openai/sparse_attention/issues/13
https://github.com/dashpradeep99/https-github.com-miguellgt-books/issues/6
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/1
https://github.com/cy4nguy/PythonSimpleKeylogger/issues/3
https://github.com/gzc/isystem/issues/1
https://github.com/SaeruHikari/SakuraEngine-Old/issues/3
https://github.com/xyba1337/ValorantEZTS/issues/3
https://github.com/henryjeff/portfolio-website/issues/16
https://github.com/EllanJiang/GameFramework/issues/76
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/2
https://github.com/qianjiahao/MongoDB/issues/2
https://github.com/u21h2/nacs/issues/13
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/31
https://www.paiklangna.com/
https://github.com/rafaballerini/GitTutorial/issues/200
https://github.com/Yalantis/uCrop/issues/948
https://scrapbox.io/DIAMOND16/Diamond168
https://diamondlnwpg168.com/
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/30
https://github.com/defunkt/ambitious_activeldap/issues/14
https://github.com/openai/sparse_attention/issues/13
https://github.com/dashpradeep99/https-github.com-miguellgt-books/issues/6
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/1
https://github.com/cy4nguy/PythonSimpleKeylogger/issues/3
https://github.com/gzc/isystem/issues/1
https://github.com/SaeruHikari/SakuraEngine-Old/issues/3
https://github.com/xyba1337/ValorantEZTS/issues/3
https://github.com/henryjeff/portfolio-website/issues/16
https://github.com/EllanJiang/GameFramework/issues/76
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/2
https://github.com/qianjiahao/MongoDB/issues/2
https://github.com/u21h2/nacs/issues/13
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/31
https://www.paiklangna.com/
https://github.com/rafaballerini/GitTutorial/issues/200
https://github.com/Yalantis/uCrop/issues/948
https://scrapbox.io/DIAMOND16/Diamond168
https://diamondlnwpg168.com/
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/30
https://github.com/defunkt/ambitious_activeldap/issues/14
https://github.com/openai/sparse_attention/issues/13
https://github.com/dashpradeep99/https-github.com-miguellgt-books/issues/6
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/1
https://github.com/cy4nguy/PythonSimpleKeylogger/issues/3
https://github.com/gzc/isystem/issues/1
https://github.com/SaeruHikari/SakuraEngine-Old/issues/3
https://github.com/xyba1337/ValorantEZTS/issues/3
https://github.com/henryjeff/portfolio-website/issues/16
https://github.com/EllanJiang/GameFramework/issues/76
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/2
https://github.com/qianjiahao/MongoDB/issues/2
https://github.com/u21h2/nacs/issues/13
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/31
https://www.paiklangna.com/
https://github.com/rafaballerini/GitTutorial/issues/200
https://github.com/Yalantis/uCrop/issues/948
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/30
https://github.com/defunkt/ambitious_activeldap/issues/14
https://github.com/openai/sparse_attention/issues/13
https://github.com/dashpradeep99/https-github.com-miguellgt-books/issues/6
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/1
https://github.com/cy4nguy/PythonSimpleKeylogger/issues/3
https://github.com/gzc/isystem/issues/1
https://github.com/SaeruHikari/SakuraEngine-Old/issues/3
https://github.com/xyba1337/ValorantEZTS/issues/3
https://github.com/henryjeff/portfolio-website/issues/16
https://github.com/EllanJiang/GameFramework/issues/76
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/2
https://github.com/qianjiahao/MongoDB/issues/2
https://github.com/u21h2/nacs/issues/13
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/31
https://github.com/qw3rtman/p/issues/35
https://github.com/rafaballerini/GitTutorial/issues/200
https://github.com/Yalantis/uCrop/issues/948
https://www.paiklangna.com/
https://diamondlnwpg168.com/
https://br.advfn.com/forum/perfil/bluezardriri9
https://scrapbox.io/noneyseo1/NonneySeo
https://cara.app/noney168/all
https://www.bitsdujour.com/profiles/aCQrfW
https://yesilkartforum.com/forum/user/noney1688
https://forum.lexulous.com/user/bluezardriri
https://popl.co/profile/KJdIwsLe/dash
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/30
https://github.com/supercrabtree/k/issues/126
https://github.com/youranreus/G/issues/122
https://github.com/udlbook/udlbook/issues/275
https://github.com/LeeJunHyun/Image_Segmentation/issues/99
https://github.com/defunkt/ambitious_activeldap/issues/14
https://github.com/openai/sparse_attention/issues/13
https://github.com/youranreus/G/issues/127
https://github.com/dashpradeep99/https-github.com-miguellgt-books/issues/6
https://github.com/youranreus/G/issues/126
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/1
https://github.com/voidint/g/issues/153
https://github.com/mit-pdos/xv6-riscv/issues/327
https://github.com/cy4nguy/PythonSimpleKeylogger/issues/3
https://github.com/youranreus/G/issues/125
https://github.com/gzc/isystem/issues/1
https://github.com/youranreus/G/issues/124
https://github.com/MiRO92/uYou-for-YouTube/issues/513
https://github.com/MiRO92/uYou-for-YouTube/issues/514
https://github.com/zquestz/s/issues/189
https://github.com/MiRO92/uYou-for-YouTube/issues/513
https://github.com/SaeruHikari/SakuraEngine-Old/issues/3
https://github.com/zserge/o/issues/8
https://github.com/ntop/n2n/issues/1194
https://github.com/xyba1337/ValorantEZTS/issues/3
https://github.com/henryjeff/portfolio-website/issues/16
https://github.com/ethereumbook/ethereumbook/issues/1231
https://github.com/EllanJiang/GameFramework/issues/76
https://github.com/HoyDiamond/DiamondSeo01/issues/2
https://github.com/qianjiahao/MongoDB/issues/2
https://github.com/u21h2/nacs/issues/13
https://github.com/Programming-from-A-to-Z/A2Z-F15/issues/31
https://github.com/udlbook/udlbook/issues/276
https://github.com/qw3rtman/p/issues/35
https://github.com/wizardforcel/eloquent-js-3e-zh/issues/22
https://github.com/aixed/WeChat-Hook/issues/110
https://github.com/Pleumpi1688/Kittichaiya1680/discussions/1
https://github.com/bitsandbytes-foundation/bitsandbytes/discussions/1631
https://github.com/rafaballerini/GitTutorial/issues/200
https://github.com/Yalantis/uCrop/issues/948
https://github.com/harelba/q/issues/343
https://github.com/harelba/q/issues/342
https://github.com/Usani2541/ASS4_SEC1_603021736-0/issues/1